Suddenly, a very loud trumpet sounded. The bones of the dead started rising from their graves and humanity started running helter-skelter. A certain man stopped and asked; what is happening? An over confident Christian-man replied; Jesus has come to judge the dead and the living.
The Proliferation of Biometrics = Nigeria’s Hypocrisy
Any Nigerian bank customer who didn’t submit his/her Bank Verification Number (BVN) by the end of tomorrow’s (30/October/2015) business hours may no longer be able to access his funds. This is no Halloween’s trick or treat since Nigerians and Africans in general don’t indulge in Halloween.
Ending Boko Haram in December: Talking Without Thinking
President Buhari of Nigeria promised that he will end the menace of Boko Haram by December 2015. That was Buhari talking without thinking. But, it is barely 2 months to the end of December; it appears that Buhari is about to break his promise.
In Nigeria: It Seems that Last Impression Lasts
After alighting from a Lufthansa aircraft at Port Harcourt international airport, Nigeria, an airport official directed the passengers to a makeshift tent. I looked at the marquee and enquired from the official; please where do you say we should pass through. He retorted; can’t you see the arrival hall there?
Bola Tinubu: When you lose the argument; Insult your opponent.
It is always difficult to be subservient when you are used to dishing out orders. Mr Bola Tinubu, the acclaimed leader of the All Progressives Congress (APC) is used to having his ways, but it is not so anymore.
President Buhari’s Noise-Makers (Ministers): why would anybody accept to be one of them?
A remarkable thing about Muhammadu Buhari, the President of Nigeria, is that he wears his heart on his sleeves. He doesn’t shy away from saying his mind even if that statement would turn out to be a gaffe.
Adhering to the doctrine of men: The deaths in Mecca, Saudi Arabia
It was dinner time when I visited the hospital to see my wife and our new born baby. The household staff was serving the mothers their meals when a Jewish woman politely asked; do you have any kosher meal?
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