MONEY: The Root Of All Evil?

Once upon a time (familiar storyline), there were 3 characters: Big-Heart (BH), Little-Heart (LH), and Mr. President. 

Big-Heart (BH) was a confident man who believed that one day the president of his country would visit him. This visit didn’t come as soon as he expected, but he never despaired as he was optimistic that Mr. President must visit him.

“History Will Vindicate The Just” – Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (Owelle of Onitsha)

A gentleman by the name of Goodluck Jonathan, by providence, became the president of Nigeria on 6/May/2010. The feudal North headed by the Fulani caliphate couldn’t stomach the situation, its beautiful bride - the Yoruba and their slaves in the middle-belt were equally unhappy.

Leah Sharibu

Leah Sharibu

“Dead men don’t praise Jah” according to Majek Fashek (a popular Nigerian musician). 

A lesson Leah Sharibu (Leah) didn’t know or forgot while in the custody of Boko haram terrorists.

Other Dapchi girls kidnapped alongside Leah were released except her because she refused to denounce Christianity and convert to Islam.

Capitalism

Someone asked me to explain capitalism to him. Well, capitalism is simply Matthew 25:29. And what does it say? “For to everyone who has will more be given, and he will have an abundance. But from the one who has not, even what he has will be taken away.” 

Alcohol + Redbull Energy Drink = System Crash

A Genius seldom sleeps because his brain is constantly active. He seeks some form of tranquiliser to enable him to have a nap. Most times he ends up with a bottle of whisky, Gin etc. 

Alcohol gives the same effect as a sleeping tablet. It slows down one’s brain activities, which sends signals to the heart to pump less blood to the brain.

As 144,000 shall inherit heaven: so shall the meek inherit the earth

According to the culture of the Igbo people (Ndigbo) of West Africa, when a man dies he goes to neither heaven nor hell. He will reincarnate (born-again into the world) to face the good or the bad he perpetrated in his previous life.

AMADIOHA (Africa’s god of thunder and lightening) has visited bigoted Trump and his America

It was Hurricane Harvey, followed by Hurricane Irma, and on its way is hurricane Jose, all originating from the Atlantic Ocean.

The Atlantic Ocean is synonymous with the transatlantic slave trade. The route African slaves were shipped to the Americas.