Suddenly, a very loud trumpet sounded. The bones of the dead started rising from their graves and humanity started running helter-skelter.
A certain man stopped and asked; what is happening?
An overconfident Christian man replied; Jesus has come to judge the dead and the living.
Soon after, a long queue was formed towards a cloudy direction where Jesus was supposedly sitting on his throne judging the people.
A man behind me in hysteria asked; where is my son?