The Syncretic African Pastor

Uncle: NZE! Happy Father’s Day in advance!
Papa: What does that mean?
Uncle: A day Christians set aside to celebrate fathers.

A Father’s Encounter With His Christian son (5)

Son: Papa; the way by which you worship your God can only be characterised as idol worshipping.
Papa: How do you think we worship Chineke?
Son: You worship your God by bowing down to idols.

A Father’s Encounter With His Christian son (4)

Uncle: Chief; are you in the house?
Papa: Please don't call me Chief. I am NZE . 
Uncle: Oh! I thought they both mean title holders?

A Father’s Encounter With His Christian Son (3)

Uncle: But our Ome N'ala Igbo (Igbo Traditional Religion) is very similar to Judaism, the religion of the Jews. So, in some ways, IGBO must be related to the Jews.

A Father’s Encounter with his Christian son (2)

PAPA: So what did Paul teach the Greeks about God that they didn’t already know?
UNCLE: Please ask our Born Again, the Pastor, and the General Overseer…

A Father’s Encounter With His Christian Son (1)

SON: Papa; you know that I love you very much. You have done so much for me in this life that I will forever remain grateful. But there is one final favour that I need from you.